either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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