Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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