I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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