Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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