Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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