Girls should come with a carfax report
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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