he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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