I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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