i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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