Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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