jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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