Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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