I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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