Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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