IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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