FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize
