I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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