remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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