She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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