Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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