Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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