I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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