it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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