Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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