I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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