Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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