either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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