My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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