Fine. I'll sleep in my office
it was like eating out sand paper
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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