yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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