You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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