My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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