a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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