ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
3pm strippers are depressing
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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