How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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