You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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