i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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