So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
