yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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