we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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