im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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