Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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