Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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