its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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