You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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