shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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