you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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