why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
What a dumb baby whore.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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