her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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