Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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